autre blague

  blague n°1:

c'est une dame avec des saint-bernard et qui croise un enfant qui s’appelle Bernard .
alors la dame dit au petit garçon:
-Bernard veux tu toucher mes sein Bernard!

devinette n°1:
A quoi sa sert de nettoyer les fesses d'un éléphant avec des confetti;



                                                                                réponse:
                                                                            ça sert à rien

devinette n°2:

qu'est ce qui est mieux que dieu
pire que le diable
que les riches n'ont pas
que les pauvre ont
et si tu ont mange tu meur

                                                                             réponse:
                                                                              rien

blague

- Madame la maîtresse, est-ce que je peux être puni pour quelque chose que je n'ai pas fait ?
- Mais bien sûr que non, mon petit Toto, on ne va pas te punir pour quelque chose que tu n'as pas fait !
- C'est tout bon alors... j'ai pas fait mes devoirs, madame la maîtresse...  

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